June 13, 2022

Some Funny Monday Memes

Right now, I'm trying to type without my right index finger and it's so challenging! I was working in the garage all day and I had to change the blades on my jointer. It's not an easy task and it takes forever to swap them out because they have to be perfectly square to the table and the fence.

Well, my fingers slipped (more than once) and the blade sliced through the pad of my index finger. I'm extremely accident-prone, pretty much from the time I wake up until I go to bed. It never fails that I get some sort of injury when working on projects--from bruises to scrapes to cuts to the time I knelt on a screwdriver and my vision went white from the pain, haha.

I put a bandaid on the first cut and kept working. The next slice (again, to the pad of my right index finger) was deeper, and blood started dripping all over the place. It bled through a couple of bandaids and after I called it quits in the garage for the day, the pain in my fingertip really set in.

Now, I can't really use my right index finger, and it's driving me crazy! I am the slowest texter you've ever seen--I can't type with my thumbs for some reason, so I use my right index finger to type texts on my phone. If you've ever texted me, then you know I'm really bad at replying right away, and that's why. Now that I can't use my index finger, I'm going to be even slower.

Anyway, I'm going to cut this short today. I found a bunch of new memes/tweets that made Jerry and I laugh out loud, so I thought I'd make this a sort of "Meme Monday" (not every week, but for today). Hopefully you'll get a kick out of them, too!




For those of you that do the Wordle every day, can you imagine if that was the day's Wordle? I'd never get it!









































































Have a great week  :)

Remember, tomorrow is Transformation Tuesday, so please please please send me some transformations! Just send a before picture and an after picture to me at: katie (at) runsforcookies (dot) com.

June 12, 2022

VEGAN RECIPE REVIEW: Mozzarella! (Part 2)


This is continued from yesterday...

If you missed yesterday's post, I attempted making vegan mozzarella that supposedly is sliceable, shreddable, and meltable. It sounded impossible to me, so I was excited to try it. The first attempt was a disaster, so I tried making it again. At the time I was writing my blog post, the second batch of "cheese" was in the fridge, firming up in the mold I'd put it in, so I couldn't finish the review yesterday.

If I'd have known then what I know now, I could have done all of this in one part yesterday--because the second batch didn't turn out, either.

I checked it as soon as I woke up this morning, at it looked promising at first. But when I removed it from the mold, it was like a very thick, sticky dough:


I came over to my computer to write the post and I again read through some of the comments on the recipe (which can be found at Vegan Blueberry). I couldn't understand why it wasn't turning out! I was SO careful the second time not to mess anything up and it all went smoothly.

One of the comments gave me a little hope, so I decided to give her tip a try:

I dumped the dough into a pot and heated it slowly (the last thing I wanted to do was scorch the whole mess). It didn't get to the point where it was able to be stirred, but it got a bit oily and kind of resembled melted cheese.


I put it another mold and set it in the fridge. Which is where it is right now as I type this. I'm going to check it again later and update this.


I'd still like to experiment with making different vegan "cheeses", so I'll be on the lookout for another recipe. Remember I tried out nacho cheese? I had texture problems with that as well (it tasted good but it set way too quickly--in probably 20 seconds--and was no longer able to be drizzled over nachos).



Okay, it is now several hours later and I just checked on the vegan mozzarella again. I had high hopes because it seemed to be jiggling out of the mold this time (last time, I had to scoop it out). Once it plopped on the plate, I could see it still hadn't set like it was supposed to.


It was definitely oily (that happened when I heated it and it just stayed that way). Just for the heck of it, I cut into it with a butter knife and it basically oozed around the plate.


The recipe said if it's too moist, to wrap it in paper towels and that will pull some of the moisture out. Well, that was a fail as well! Hahaha.


Still, Jerry and I each tasted it (I tasted each batch at different stages out of curiosity). Despite the fact that I couldn't get the correct texture, I can say that it tasted just like regular dairy mozzarella. Jerry was the first of us to actually say it; before I gave my opinion, I asked him what he thought and he said (with a bit of disbelief), "It tastes just like mozzarella--really!"

Eli said he didn't like it "because the thought of it grosses me out"--he doesn't like vegan foods that are meant to replicate something else. If it's a dish like beans and rice, he's cool with it; it's the "weird" ingredients that grosses him out (not the taste, but the thought of what he's eating). Noah wasn't home to try it. It's a lot easier to sell him on the vegan stuff because he gets bad stomachaches when he eats dairy.

I made some individual whole wheat pizza crusts yesterday when I hoped to use the vegan mozzarella and I put those in the fridge. So I think tomorrow I'll try making a pizza and I'll plop some of the cheese here and there to see what happens. I definitely don't have my hopes up this time  ;)

If any of you have a tried-and-true vegan mozzarella recipe (or just any good vegan cheese recipe) please share! It was a fun experiment and I'd like to try again. After yesterday's near-death experience with the NutriBullet, I ordered a new blender today; I've been using the blender a lot lately, and our cheap Oster one is probably 15 years old. I still can't bring myself to pay for a Vitamix or Blendtec, so after reading a million reviews I bought a Ninja one. I'll post about it after I try it out.

Well, it's a bummer that this recipe was a fail for me. It worked for a lot of other people (from what I read in the comments) so it must be something I did wrong!

Here is the recipe for Vegan Mozzarella at Vegan Blueberry. Maybe you'll have better luck and can give me some pointers ;)

June 11, 2022

VEGAN RECIPE REVIEW: Mozzarella! (Part 1)

This whole thing has been a bit of a nightmare, and I had this post typed out and ready to go--I just had to add the finished product of the recipe and my thoughts about it. Unfortunately, that will have to wait until tomorrow because I ran into some more problems. For such a simple recipe, I really managed to screw it up turn it into a big production! So, here is part one and I'll write the verdict tomorrow after I'm able to actually try the vegan mozzarella.

When I started eating a vegan diet in January, I thought that cheese was going to be really difficult to give up. I've never been a huge meat eater, but I ate a lot of dairy--and cheese was a staple. Honestly, though, I haven't missed it at all. Not even once. I've even made pizza a couple of times and I just pile on veggies or other toppings and I don't feel like it's missing cheese at all.

Because I haven't missed it, I never really found a desire to buy vegan "cheese". As I was looking at vegan recipes, though, I got very curious about what exactly is vegan cheese and how on earth is it made from things like cashews and tapioca starch and nutritional yeast?

I looked at this mozzarella-making as an experiment and to learn a little about how all of it works together.

I read through about a trillion recipes for vegan cheese and I ultimately settled on Real Vegan Mozzarella Cheese from Vegan Blueberry. (I'll link to it again at the end of the post.) I picked this recipe because it's supposedly sliceable, shreddable, and meltable. It seemed like the best one to pick for an experiment. And it had lots of great reviews!

I was surprised by a lot of the vegan cheese recipes because they don't have many ingredients. In this one: raw cashews, refined coconut oil, tapioca flour, kappa carrageenan, nutritional yeast, lemon juice, salt, and boiling water.


I find it funny that I swore I wasn't going to use "weird" ingredients in vegan recipes and here I am using tapioca flour, kappa carrageenan, and nutritional yeast! Because of a couple of other recipes I made previously, I already had everything except for the kappa carrageenan (I didn't even know what it was) so I ordered it from Amazon. It looks just like the tapioca flour--a very fine, white, airy powder.

I didn't know this, but refined coconut oil (versus virgin coconut oil) has a neutral flavor. I've always bought virgin coconut oil because I like the hint of coconut flavor (on sourdough toast, it's heavenly!). In mozzarella, though, you don't want coconut flavor so it calls for refined oil.

Making the mozzarella couldn't be easier, really. You just dump the ingredients in a blender and blend the heck out of it as quickly as possible. So simple! But this is where I ran into a big problem.

I have two blenders: one is just a regular Oster blender, nothing fancy, and the other is a NutriBullet super powerful blender for shakes and smoothies and stuff like that. The NutriBullet works upside down; you put the ingredients into a large plastic cup, screw on the blade, flip the whole thing over and push it into the base.

This has worked really well for the recipes that I've made calling for cashew cream. Apparently, a regular blender won't get to all of the little bits of cashews, but the NutriBullet worked great. The cups are very large, so I wouldn't have a problem fitting the ingredients into it.

First, you run the cashews under water or soak them in hot water to soften them and get rid of the cashew taste. Then you put the cashews in the blender, followed by everything else except for the boiling water. The recipe stressed that you have to do it very quickly from that point--when the water boils, you pour it into the blender with the other ingredients, put on the lid, and blend until totally smooth. Then you pour it into a mold right away.

The NutriBullet was a little more difficult to do quickly because you have to screw the blade onto the cup and then flip it over. So, when you put in the powdered ingredients, they stick to the bottom of the cup, which is furthest from the blade. Usually, I would add the liquid first so that it doesn't happen, but with this recipe you have to add the water last, just before starting the blender.



Here's where the real disaster occurred...

Something I never thought about before was that the NutriBullet is extremely airtight; and that's super dangerous when using hot liquids. I've never blended hot liquids before, so it didn't even occur to me, but using hot liquids in an airtight sealed blender causes pressure to build up and with nowhere for it to go, the blender can literally explode. (There was actually a class-action lawsuit against NutriBullet in 2017 because of people getting severe burns when their NutriBullet exploded.)

When I stopped the blender, it was hard to unscrew the lid, but the second it came loose, it was like I had uncorked a bottle of champagne. The blade piece flew off the cup and the boiling hot liquid splattered the front of my shirt. I'm super lucky that the blade didn't cut me or the liquid didn't get on my skin. (The bonus of wearing a hoodie year-round, haha)

This is what the texture looked like at that point:



The mozzarella in the cup was still usable, so I poured it into a dish/mold and put it in the fridge to cool and firm up. I started putting the ingredients and dishes away when I noticed I forgot to include the lemon juice! After reading about the importance of acids in food a couple of weeks ago, I knew it wasn't an ingredient I could skip. I certainly couldn't put it back in the blender at this point, so I hoped it would still be okay if I stirred it in really well. And that's what I did.

I checked on it several hours later, and it had the texture of very thick pudding. Definitely not able to remove from the mold and slice or shred it. I hoped it would be ready the next day (which was today). The texture hadn't changed at all--it was still like a very thick pudding. I was so bummed! This was from this morning:


Because of the disaster when making it yesterday, I figured I had probably done something wrong (well, other than nearly exploding my blender in my face). I wasn't sure if it was the blender issue or adding the lemon juice after it was blended or something else, but I wanted to try it again.

This time, I used the Oster blender--it's not powerful, but at least it wouldn't explode!


I was very careful to measure everything perfectly--and not forget anything. Once I had the ingredients in there, I poured in the boiling water, quickly put on the lid, and blended on high speed. Immediately, it was super thick and I could see it was going to be a problem getting everything to blend together. I stopped the blender, very quickly scraped down the sides, then started it again. I repeated that again, and then I saw that the texture was totally different this time.

This was halfway through blending:


While it wasn't as smooth as when I made it in the NutriBullet, it was stretchy and sticking together like melted cheese. It was clear that I messed up the recipe yesterday because the two batches were nothing alike. I poured it into a mold (just a 2-cup Pyrex container) and put it in the fridge.


At this point, it's in the fridge and it's still firming up. I won't be able to try it tonight, but I am going to use it tomorrow (hopefully slicing and shredding and melting, just to see how it works) and then publish part two of this post. So this will be continued...

The full recipe for this Real Vegan Mozzarella can be found at Vegan Blueberry.

June 10, 2022

Friday Night Photos

Yay for Friday! Today was Eli's last day of school, so it feels like it's officially summer now. I don't know why I feel like a kid who is giddy about summer vacation, but there is something about school being out that is exciting--even for me.

I have a smorgasbord of completely random photos from this past week...

I'll start with a couple of new recipes I tried. These are Indian Potatoes from Two Kooks in the Kitchen and they were SO good. Don't they look amazing? 


This isn't as pretty as the potatoes, but it was delicious. This is Spicy Black Bean Soup from Midwest Foodie. It made an enormous batch (this bowl is one serving--there are eight servings in the recipe), so we're going to have the leftovers tonight. Everybody really liked it!



This meme made me laugh; Jerry and I always play this little game of "what joints did you hear?" when I stand up. I can't move without my body making cracking noises all over the place!



Of course I have cat pictures... Sadly, I probably have more cat pictures on my computer from the last few years than I do pictures of my family. Chick has always had a great sense of balance, but when I saw him sleeping like this, I was kind of amazed. It's not a great picture because of the clutter, but his bed is balancing on a little shelf in front of the window. He was just chill, no idea that he was about to tip over.



It's funny what brings cat enemies together. Phoebe and Estelle despise each other, but when the sun is shining midday, all of the cats can be found lying in the sun. It's like they make a truce each afternoon so they can relax in the sun, and then immediately afterward, they are enemies again.

If you know how to get peanut shells out of a shag rug, please enlighten me! When we feed the squirrels, we tend to track peanut shells into the house and they stick in the rug.


Phoebe is kind of known for sleeping in the most uncomfortable positions. And she likes to find something random to perch on--below, she's sitting on my computer. The way she's sitting is how she sleeps! I don't know if she's in pain because of her kidney disease or if she truly finds it comfortable, but that's how she likes to sleep. It was cute that she saw my computer and thought it looked like a good place for a nap.



I was walking past the living room when I noticed Duck sleeping on the floor with his tail sticking up and curled over--it looked so funny! When I grabbed my phone to take a picture, he woke up--but his tail was still sticking up. Something only a cat-mom would grab her phone for.



Noah got contacts and was having a hard time with them. I wore contacts for years before I had LASIK surgery, so I was trying to help Noah. I didn't realize Jerry was taking a picture, but I think the look on my face was funny!



This is the least exciting transformation ever to look at, but I put new casters on my workbench--wahoo! I had some that were mounted on the side and you could raise and lower them (so the table would rest on the floor and then stepping on the lever pushes the wheel on the ground, lifting the table up). I felt like I needed two more casters for the middle of the table, so I swapped them out with some regular casters with brakes. I like them a lot more.



I spent a lot of time in the garage this week! The weather has been perfect for woodworking, and while I haven't completed any projects yet, I have a couple of things I'm working on. I love having the tools on little carts like this (there were a couple more behind where I was taking the picture from) because when I'm done, I just push everything into the corner to clean up my mess and make room in the garage.



I have Reynaud's Syndrome, which is part of the reason I hate being cold. It's mainly on my feet--my toes and heels get completely translucent-white when they are cold and it's really freaky to look at. It's kind of a fun party trick; people always gasp when they see my white toes, hahaha. 

Lately, as stupid as this sounds, I've been trying to get used to being colder. Instead of wearing hoodies every day, I'll wear a long-sleeved t-shirt or something like that until I can't take it anymore and I put on a hoodie. Anyway, I wore a t-shirt when I had to drop something off at Eli's school and by the time I got back to the car, the tips of my index and middle fingers were numb and turning white. I have no idea if I'll actually get acclimated, but I hope so! (Interestingly, the Renaud's and constant coldness only started after I lost about 100 pounds.)



And lastly... an update on the ducklings! I cannot believe how BIG they've gotten. And I think it's hilarious that they are still at my parents' house. My mom said taking care of them is like a full time job, and I believe it. They do pretty much nothing but eat! Ducklings eat constantly because they grow super fast. My dad gave them some seaweed from the lake (is it called seaweed if it's in a lake? hmm) and they love that. 



This was a little set-up that my parents made for them in the yard. I thought it was odd that they put a chair in there, and then my dad told me it was to create shade for the ducklings, hahaha. 



And of course, they love being in the water. My dad was excited to show me how they dive under the water, so we put them in the pool and naturally, they made him look like a liar as they floated on top of the water and nibbled on the seaweed.



He put a rock and some more seaweed in there and finally, they started diving. I'd never seen ducks do that--when they are in the lake, they disappear for a second and resurface, but you don't get to see what they do underwater. In the pool, I could see that they dive under and swim super fast underwater--it reminded me of penguins. They go from one side to the other in a blink. 



... and that's all I've got. Have a great weekend! xo

June 09, 2022

Reader Questions #29


I must have been half asleep yesterday morning when I wrote my blog post; looking at it now, I'm a little embarrassed for the overshare, haha. But I'm thrilled with the bra suggestions, so thank you! 

I was reading through email yesterday when I noticed a folder I'd created a couple of months ago for "Ask Katie" emails. I completely forgot about it! They are questions that readers have for me to reply to on my blog. Years ago, I used to do a Q&A once a week and it was fun to answer questions--everything from what's my favorite movie to the best way to train for a half-marathon. (That's why this is #29; I left off with #28 in 2016.)

I have a few other folders for blog post ideas, too. If I don't keep things in my inbox, I tend to forget about them; so, if you sent me something like that and haven't heard back from me, I'm not ignoring it--I promise.

I thought I'd answer some fun questions today...

Q. I want to know if you were given a free international trip, where would you go, what would you do, how would you travel there and who would you bring?  -Lauren

A. This one is tough because I have travel anxiety (along with everything-else anxiety) and the thought of flying overseas scares the bejeezus out of me! So let's just pretend that my anxiety doesn't exist ;)  The only place I've ever had a burning desire to go is to Alaska; but since that's not international, I think I'd probably pick Africa.

My parents went to Nairobi in 2004 as volunteers to work with a medical staff providing a make-shift clinic for citizens to see a doctor. If I remember correctly, I think my dad worked as a "handyman", fixing things that needed it. And my mom helped fit people for prescription glasses (that had been donated) after they saw an optometrist. She said she loved seeing the disbelief and happiness on their faces when they could see clearly for the first time.


If I didn't have anxiety, I'd love to go there and do something similar! My parents got so much out of that experience and felt great about helping people. They said people walked there from great distances to see a doctor and everybody who was seen/treated was SO grateful.

Sorry, this is a much longer answer than I'm sure you were looking for! Haha. I'd bring Jerry with me--he's my best friend and we have so much fun together. I think he'd really like working on a mission like that, too.


Q. I really enjoy Jerry’s posts; he seems like a great guy.  I have a question for both you and Jerry.  What is the most embarrassing thing that one of your kids did, that you secretly found funny?  You know, when you were totally humiliated as a parent but just couldn’t stop laughing about it?  -Kathy

A. Ohmygosh, there are so many! What a fun question. Jerry doesn't embarrass easily, but as soon as I read your question, the answer popped into my mind immediately. And Jerry agreed that this is the best answer to your question...

When Noah was in preschool, the kids had to line up just inside the entrance to the school until the teacher came and walked them all to the classroom. The parents would sit on the benches in the hallway while the kids lined up and waited for the teacher. Naturally, the kids talked to each other while they were in line.


Noah was having an animated four-year-old-boy conversation with the boy behind him. The teacher appeared and like always, she would wait until the kids were quiet and then she'd walk them down the hall. At the exact same time that it fell silent, Noah yelled to the kid he was talking to, "Shut up, you retard!" (being four years old, his speech wasn't perfect and it sounded like "wee-todd").

Now, you KNOW that I don't use that word--spending so much time with Mark before he died, it broke my heart to see how some people treated him for his intellectual disability--so I have no idea where Noah heard it.

I was mortified and I pulled Noah aside to talk to him about 1) not yelling at people like that; and 2) how it's not okay to say that word. If I'm being honest, though, I was trying hard not to laugh. It was the perfect timing of the whole thing--yelling it right as it got super quiet, and his speech ("wee-todd") made it funny. I told Jerry about it later and we got a good laugh about it. Jerry and I still bring up that moment in conversation once in a while!



Thank you, Kathy and Lauren, for the fun questions! I enjoyed answering them. If anyone else has a question for me, please ask! You can email it to me at: katie (at) runsforcookies (dot) com. Make sure you say somewhere in the email that it's okay to post on my blog; I don't want to accidentally post something that was meant just for me. Depending on how many questions I get, I'll answer them periodically when I'm not sure what to write about.



And now a question for all of YOU... what is the most unexpected and kind thing that someone has done for you?
(I know that trying to comment on my blog is a pain--sometimes *I* can't even do it--so I apologize. I have no idea how to fix it!)

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